Aug 14 2009 ∞

I’m moving to Japan.

Aug 12 2009 ∞

“ (507): We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.

Aug 11 2009 ∞

“ Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said “Sorry, I have to take this,” before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML

— fmylife

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“ Man is only separated from heaven by that which he will not ramp.

— Dr McNinja

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